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adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

xiumania:

im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects

my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when i was actually reading about two boys fucking in a storage room on a cruise ship

and-i-will-try-to-fix-me:

n-a-blue-box:

funfordandsons:

gaksdesigns:

Artist Redosking (Instagram / Facebook

THIS IS UNNATURAL

you’re a sorcerer and i’m calling the cops

Magia.

I’m not sure if I’m depressed. I mean, I’m not exactly sad. But I’m not exactly happy either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, But sometimes when I’m alone at night I forget how to feel.
John green (via seaphollie)

sospiridivento:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

i love that’s its mostly teenage boys and dads saying bye back its so cute

Omgggg this is so fucking cute